'Kay. To be completely honest, I copied this from Mindy's blog who in turn copied it down from our whiteboard in our office ... because this is how my coworkers and I spend our time. Kudos to Erica, Trevor, and Justin - really made for some great laughs this week. :)
Reasons Santa's Not Coming to Korea.
10) He got sick off melamine cookies in China.
09) He's still waiting on his visa.
08) Dog isn't the only meat that provides "stamina." Look out Blitzen.
07) Korean parents report, "nice, but not nice enough."
06) He's tired of taking his boots off at every house.
05) Wait...where is Korea?
04) He's tired of taking hits to the sleigh. Apparently N. Korea takes that whole "DMZ" thing pretty seriously.
03) He's got all the drunken spousal abuse he can handle at home. Why even leave the house?
02) He's tired of lugging his sack of toys through all those Soviet Bloc apartments. Get a chimney!
01) Mrs. Clause hates kimchi breath.
Have I told you lately just HOW much I adore the people I work with?
1 comment:
Hello. Korea 's girls. it is very lovely girls.thank you for your share your news and idea.Life cann't cut really idea.
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